Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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