Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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