I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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