At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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