Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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