What a fucking waste of an outfit
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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