Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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