Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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