I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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