i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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