Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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