i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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