I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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