i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
God, I missed his penis.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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