finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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