i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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