Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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