idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
