i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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