I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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