There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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