what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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