grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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