Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
