The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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