kristin has been a bad kristin
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
God, I missed his penis.
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