I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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