I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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