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go home
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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