I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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