Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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