My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love having hate sex.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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