There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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