TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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