creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
