There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize