does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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