And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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