After last night, I could never be a politician.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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