this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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