Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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