Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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