Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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