Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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