don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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