we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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