Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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