Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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