that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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