dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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