In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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