I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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