Already got asked if we're dating
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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