Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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