Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i need some magic done to my vagina
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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